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God I’m a sucker for these episodes. I fall for them every time. More plz

Star Trek Scientist: “Wow, Cmdr Data you are an artificial life form, how amazing and impressive! I can only aspire to create something like you!”

Data: “I believe your thingy is an artificial life and sentience and deserves rights”

Scientist: “Ugh what an inconvenience I hate this. All I want to do is use thingy for mundane task, not be a leader in the thing I just gushed about you. Time to kill it.”

Data : “Noooo”

Repeat every other season for fan favorite episode.

Oh boy I fucking love getting pre-faint symptoms while driving in the rain with a car full of groceries. I love almost passing out in the middle of a sheetz because it’s the only place with a bench

‪To every person I ever met that told me that people with allergies should die for some survival of the fittest bullshit, fuck you‬

Rewatching Star Trek TNG and wow I forgot how uncomfortable and creepy the whole Leah Brahms thing was.

Both Lt Cmdr Data and Shadow the Hedgehog are known as the Ultimate Artificial Lifeform

Me: Facial recognition technology is being developed for dangerous purposes, if we don’t-

Evil Org: Remember your coworker whose name you don’t remember. Here’s a pair of glasses that will tell you it and anyone else’s you forgot.

Me:

‪It’s the far off future year of 2017, where the hell is my executive function. ‬

Sci-fi where humanity’s ‘unique trait’ is that we’re all comfortable using the same shitter. And a human/Vulcan-like hybrid character’s struggle is their two sides pulling them apart over this.

Gwen and one of her friends kissed in front of a bunch of homophobes protesting at Pride. If anyone sees a picture of it around she’s trying to find one.

This restaurant’s placemats have round cut corners making it less than ideal for origami. This cutting corners has gone too far.

Not sure why it’s so hard to make something to warn future civilizations to stay away from nuclear waste sites. Just put a modern Rosetta Stone on all our plastic bottles and when they’re found millennia from now pretty much everywhere, people will have deciphered the language to read our warning signs and realize the place everyone is getting cancer at is dangerous.

don't trust people with pink nipples

I picked up one of those flow ring toys and have been having so much fun pretending to make a rasengan.

Compiling a list of cartoons characters that were fans of Steven Universe before Steven Universe premiered. So far I have Serenity Zilla, Hilda Spellman (Sabrina TAS), and the entirety of China if that flag is anything to go by.

Teacher: “In the short story, ‘The Lottery’, what is the symbolism of the 3 legged stool?”

Me, then: “It’s subject to a different number of interpretations over the years and is still debated today”

Me, now: “Three legs? That box had some big dick energy. No wonder people wanted to replace it.”

Apparently “There she is!!” was based on older Japanese and Korean people hating the younger generations that start romances with each other.

CW: Abortion. Nothing graphic, just jokes. Show more

Putting your burger on a crumpet is criminally underrated

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I've talked about this before, but let me do it again.

The US is more or less run by the entertainment industry.

Creating your own music, art, movies, books, videogames, podcasts, and stage plays within the US is an act that robs the established power structures of attention.

Making media is an act of radicalism, of protest, and of outright rebellion.

Support local music. Go to a community theater. get a bunch of weird nerds together in a basement and film a talkshow.

Fight back.